Conversation with My Cat

If you’re a cat owner then you know what it’s like holding a conversation with your cat. Cat logic. Cat rationalizations. Cat accusations. Cat recriminations. Cat insults. It’s frustrating sometimes. Of course, those who don’t have cats, and maybe even some who do have cats, think such conversations are a product of the unstable mind. So, to prove otherwise, and so others know they aren’t alone, I transcribed my last conversation with Misha…

Photo: CA Hawthorne

Photo: CA Hawthorne

ME: What’re you doing?
MISHA: Mrrow. What?
ME: You’re streaking back and forth through the apartment for no reason.
MISHA: Mrrow. That’s your perception.
ME: Then what’s your reason?
MISHA: Mrrow. It’s the treats.
ME: The cat treats? What, do they have caffeine in them, or something?”

To read the remainder of this all-important dialog with Misha please join me HERE.

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About Ontyre Passages

Alive and well in the Rocky Mountains. I'm a fantasy writer who also dabbles in poetry, short stories, and map making. My Ontyre tales are an alternative fantasy experience, the stories rich in mystery, adventure, and romance. Alternative fantasy? Not quite steampunk. Not quite gothic. In truth, the real magic is in those who discover what's within.
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3 Responses to Conversation with My Cat

  1. BERYL says:

    plenty, plenty, plenty of love for Madame Misha and Mr. Calvin ❤

  2. Pingback: Cats 1 – My Site

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