If you’re a cat owner then you know what it’s like holding a conversation with your cat. Cat logic. Cat rationalizations. Cat accusations. Cat recriminations. Cat insults. It’s frustrating sometimes. Of course, those who don’t have cats, and maybe even some who do have cats, think such conversations are a product of the unstable mind. So, to prove otherwise, and so others know they aren’t alone, I transcribed my last conversation with Misha…
ME: What’re you doing?
MISHA: Mrrow. What?
ME: You’re streaking back and forth through the apartment for no reason.
MISHA: Mrrow. That’s your perception.
ME: Then what’s your reason?
MISHA: Mrrow. It’s the treats.
ME: The cat treats? What, do they have caffeine in them, or something?”
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